So Ashlee Simpson, the younger and far less talented Simpson sister is in trouble for lip synching on Saturday Night Live. Her dad defends the use of "backing vocal tracks" due to her acid reflux.

Her dad ought to be explaining the seizure his daughter was having that she thought was dancing.

I bet half the people tuning in thought the commercial aired a typo and that in reality, Jessica Simpson and her breasts would be on the show hosted by Jude Law.

Jude Law? Whatever happened to Martin Short, Steve Martin, or someone actually funny OR talented? Hell, Mel Gibson would be funny. So would thousands of other people. Christ, I'd rather see Ian Ziering host that show than people I don't know enough about to have an opinion on.

The second point is, who gives a shit about Saturday Night Live? That show hasn't had five funny minutes in 15 years. Well, anytime Alec Baldwin was on and does "schwetty balls" or Canteen Guy with Adam Sandler, it was funny.

I take back what I said. Either hire Alec Baldwin as the permanent host, or just flush the show down the toilet. When Jeff Gordon's performance is a bullet point on your resume, you ought to be doing something else, like writing "who wants to marry my fat obnoxious boss while amazingly racing around the biggest loser with a cup of Joe Rogan's stool in each hand."

The thing about television now is that, with cable, there's literally a million bad shows on at one time, so no one notices how shitty SNL (and many other shows) have really gotten.

Hopefully, viewers will learn from this ridiculousness and stop watching SNL in favor of some Shannon Tweed movie on Cinemax, Taxicab Confessions, or even re-runs of MXC - Most Extreme Elimination Challenge on the Spike Network. THAT is the best show on tv at this point.

I am holding out on the cartoon characters as roomates show that starts tonight at 10:30 EDT.

I'll let you know...