She apparently was named hottest Housewife of the Year by FHM magazine. Yeah, if her husband makes 8 plus million a year, I'm sure she's scrubbing toilets and getting the tuna helper ready before Daddy gets home after the game.

Seriously, I wanted to post this little interview so that ten or so years from now, when you see someone with the last name Benson on the Maury Povich show, you'll know why...

Here is part of the FHM interview with Mother Benson (or should we call her Tiffani and dot the i's with hearts)? Anywhoo...

Is Shea Stadium the worst place to have sex?
We haven’t had sex at Shea yet. We’ve done Three Rivers, PNC Park and the Pirates’ spring-training camp. We really like the highway. Kris’s two-seat Ferrari is small quarters for sex, but there’s other stuff to do. I think all couples do things like that; they just don’t talk about it.

Has he ever gone Bull Durham and worn your underwear?
No, but for Christmas, I gave him pictures of me naked in his jersey. He was thrilled. Any guy who gets naked pictures from his girl will lose it. Baseball has the hottest uniforms. I love their tight pants.

How exciting is the actual game?
Three and a half hours a day, for 162 days, of fucking baseball is a lot of boredom. There’s nothing to do, so I come up with fantasies. Owning a team would be fun. I’d have rules about cheating on your wife because that’s out of control. One, they wouldn’t be going out and getting hammered every night. Two, I’d allow wives on road trips so players aren’t chasing ass all night. And I’d always be in the locker room. If I’m paying them millions to play for me, I should be able to watch them walk around naked. I don’t think they’d object. Men will show that thing to anybody.

Who would be the first players you traded for?
Mark Mulder, Rickie Sexton, Barry Zito, Jeff Weaver—he’s a cutie pie.

How close are you to the other wives?
We don’t have slumber parties. I don’t even know any of the Mets wives yet. Wives never get the credit we deserve. Baseball should worship us for what we do for their talent. When Kris had Tommy John surgery, he couldn’t move his arms for a week. Every time he went to the bathroom, I had to help him. Plus, he couldn’t hold down his pain medication. We were flying home from the hospital and we had to squeeze into the plane’s bathroom together so I could stick suppositories up his ass to keep him from throwing up.

How did you celebrate his return?
I probably got hammered. I’m usually hammered anyway. If he’s doing well after two innings, I just party. Kris gets so pissed after every game because he’ll come get me and I’m wasted. I won’t even know who won.

For the record, my wife and I almost never have sex in our Ferarri. But that's because I'm such a stickler about the upholstery.

And I can't really pass judgement on her about being hammered after games, because that's what football season's like at my house. But I'm not out AT THE STADIUM with the kids doing it. I am already at home, and my kid is at home either napping, in bed for the night, or imitatting me by tottering around the house saying "budweiser please" or "daddy's cold beer."

I'm not making light of this, I'm just saying that it's odd to feel compelled to tell a glorified titty magazine interviewer so much.

Since Kris played at Clemson, anyone wanna bet he met his now wife while doing a two for one table dance at the Pink Pony after a tough six innings against Georgia Tech?

Check out the well-rounded Mrs. Benson at anna benson dot net and look at her favorite links. Hell, check out the entire site. It won't take long. I just like how she blathers on about charity, but her favorite sites are makeup and vodka.

Housewife of the year indeed...