Rather than creating a unique post for each and every haiku I come up with, I've decided to throw several into one post. (I know, and you're welcome).

Here are the topics:

1) Tony Little
2) Microwave popcorn
3) COPS
4) Label makers


Amazing Gazelle
Please don't yank my ponytail
I'm bald underneath.


Guess what I know, Orv?
I know it's not real butter
I won't tell a soul.


Bad boys. Bad boys. Twice.
Naked crackhead getting popped.
Watcha gonna do?


Whose stapler is this?
Is that a red Swingline there?
Label says Milton.