I am feeling a bit creative this week, so here's what I want you to do.
Email me a subject (by way of adding a comment to this post) and I will write a haiku about it.
Why am I interested in writing haikus, you might ask? I have no earthly idea. But it seems fun and I think I can do something with it.
Here's an example of what I can do:
Weeds are in the beds.
Mosquitos bite my ankles.
Damn them all to hell.
See? It's easy AND fun.
Here's your first challenge: a haiku about vasectomies.
Here's my Illinois haiku:
I like Illinois
I hate Rod Blagojevich
What's a girl to do?
(It helps to know that our lame-ass gov's name is pronounced bluh-GOY-ah-vich)