In recounting this adventure for you, I left out one important detail. See, Olga has a....ummmm....mole. It's half an inch left of the center of her nose and and inch below the inside corner of her right eye.

I don't mean a mole like this: .

And I don't mean a mole like this: @

I mean a mole like this:



Except it's roughly twice that big.

Now, I'm not perfect. Close, but not perfect. And I am sensitive to the flaws of others.

But the first time I saw her and laid eyes on "it," the first thing that came to mind was Fred Savage from "Austin Powers in Goldmember."

I know. I'm going to hell. I sorry.