Given the country fair pole barn appearance of the underside of these seats, I have to assume that this was taken in the luxurious confines of Bryant - Denny Stadium on the campus of the University of Alabama.



I have a couple of questions, however.

Do you think his wife / girlfriend / cousin / cellmate has the same tattoo on his / her back?

If so, when he's pitching and doing it doggy style, is he thinking about his partner or is he fantasizing about getting backdoored by "The Bear?"

Also, if you had spent, I don't know, ten years of earnings from cockfighting to pay for a tat like this, shouldn't you take better care of it than only wearing a wifebeater (see tan lines) when you're wearing a shirt at all?

And lastly, where does a dude with a head the size of a wrecking ball find a houndstooth hat that fits given that the style and the hat itself went out of favor about 1 second after the bear embarked upon his dirt nap?

Oh, and there's more to follow from the 25 stripper raid reported this weekend on The Smoking Gun Dot Com.

Stay tuned and War Eagle everybody!!