The Adventures of TMLSB
I'm a little bit country and a little bit rock n' roll
Monday, February 06, 2006
The Smoking Gun Dot Com Rules!!1!11!
If I haven't mentioned it before, the smoking gun dot com might be the greatest website on the planet.

Nevermind that they broke the "James Frey is a big fat fucking liar" story, but they continue, year after year, to post some of the most entertaining photos ever.

This week, in a city-wide raid on strip clubs in a Florida town, 25 strippers were arrested for a variety of reasons. Although all of the photos are worth seeing for one reason or another, I will post the best five here.

The first one is awesome because of her spunk...and the apparent stab wound scar in the abdomen. Notice her right hand:



The second one is a comment more on the cops. If you're gonna bust 25 strippers, learn how to spell the things you're charging them with:

Next is the one with the girl who was charged with lewdness. She works at a club called "Bare Ass." No shit? Lewdness? You don't say...



The fourth one is a girl that makes me wonder how they sold a drop of alcohol ever:

And finally, the "woman" charged with prostitution who is so damned ugly, it makes you wonder if the guy busted for soliciting her didn't kill himself because of the shame of offering to pay Divine for a hand job.


Hope you enjoyed the photo essay. To see the rest of the hot chick arrestees, check out THIS link.