but if you want to know why Britney married Kevin Federline (K-Fed, Cletus Federline, etc): It was because of his immense talent.

Now, keep in mind that this track has some objectionable lyrics, but I think you can really see how brilliant Kevin is and how smart Britney is to stay with him.

Click here for your dining and dancing pleasure

Oh, and you can expect some top shelf fat baby photos in the very near future. As soon as the wife emails them to me, that is...