I read this morning where a guy did this once a week, and I thought it might help me too. I don't know how, but I'm guessing it could amuse me for a week or two.

Why is my desk such a shit-box? I mean, I'm 37 years old now. Shouldn't I be able to keep a reasonably small double cube area clean?

Here are some photos of my desk as we speak going from left to right:









Why are there people at work that soak the counter with water but won't clean it up? I mean, every day I come in to make my whole wheat bagel square, and there's a huge puddle on the counter.


Why will our kids sleep in on days that we have things to do, but when there's jack shit going on, they both get up at 5:15am?


Why is it impossible to keep leaves out of our garage, even though we have no trees?


When is my accountant going to call me and tell me a) when she's e-filing for us and 2) when I can expect my refund?


This is starting to sound whiney, and that wasn't my intent. I'll be back with some non-whiney stuff later...