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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
I could be rich
I can't believe how lucky I am, but I got an email this morning that could change my life. I'm supposed to keep all of this on the down low, but since we're friends, I thought I could tell you guys.

Here's the message:

My dear,

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you
that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge
you to treat it serious. I am aDirector in
Procurement Department with Petroleum Ministry.
I obtained your email while searching for a
reliable person, who could assist me
in receiving transfer of a supposed contract
awarded funds. This fund came as a result of
over estimated contract awarded sums executed by
foreign contractors in the Petroleum Ministry.
The concerned Ministry has approved these over
invoiced funds for payment. The contracts which
the over invoiced sums was created from has been
executed and commissioned. What I am about to
receive now, is the over estimated funds which
was added during the process of obtaining the
contracts for my own interest. This is a normal
deal that goes in my Ministry by top officials.

On my part, all modalities have been worked out
in ensuring a smooth conclusion of the contract
payment to your bank account within the next
few days. My department approves payments to
contractors, and I happen to head the department.
All I want from you is to receive these funds on
my behalf as a Sub-Let Company, because as
Government Official I cannot collect the funds
directly from my Ministry, neither I am allowed
by Law to operate/ run foreign bank accounts.
If you are trustworthy and can assist me in
receiving the fund, do not hesitate to respond
back to me immediately.

Please note that there is no risk involved in
receiving the over estimated contract funds in
your account. I want you to state in percentage
what you shall have for participating in using
your bank account to secure the funds. As soon
as you indicate your interest, further details
and the amount involved shall be given to you
once I receive response from you. I hope I can
trust you to treat this proposal with utmost
confidentiality.

Looking
forward to hearing from you soonest.

Best regards,

Engineer Victor
Dyro


How about that, suckers?!?!?
2 Comments:
Blogger Ethel said...
Whatever. I could have a giant penis, too, based on the emails in the spam box. Heh heh. I said box. Anyhoo, I don't have a giant penis, and you will not be rich.

Looking forward to hearing from you soonest,
Ethel the penisless

Blogger Budgyrl said...
Did I ever tell you, my MIL received one of those a few years back and freaked out and actually called the FBI to report it. I'll bet they had a good laugh at that! I know I did once I left her house.