i meant to start this at 8pm instead of 8:30pm, but I forgot and we were talking / geeking since we are side by side on the bed watching survivor, each with our own laptops. How gay is that? Oh, and my new Blackberry is right here, ready to answer emails at a moment's notice.

Anyway, the big news so far is that Aras and Terry are butting heads and bad mouthing each other and I think they're both slightly insane. And all the while Cerie is pulling a Hurley from LOST and not losing a pound despite having eaten nothing for a month.

Oh, and thank goodness Danielle's implants still look great.

On to the second half of the show.

First off, if Cerie thinks she has a chance in hell of winning, she's higher than Marion Berry. She hasn't done shit and didn't make fire until day 34. That tells you what she's done. She hasn't competed, hasn't won, hasn't done shit.

Aras is Mr. Sour Grapes about never winning shit either and constanty finishing 2nd.

Danielle is smart and playing right.

Terry has worked hard, won every single immunity reward, and has run the game. He should win. Period.

He'll be there on Sunday regardless, courtesy of the secret immunity idol. I like this plot twist the most.

Imagine if the naval aviator can't use the jungle map / directions to find his stuff. And Cerie can't even finish puzzle number one. What a surprise.

Hey look!! Aras won something.

Now, the only question is, do Aras and Cerie assume Terry found the idol and vote Danielle off, or do they make the mistake of voting for Terry while Terry and Danielle vote for Aras and then produce the idol so the next highest vote getter goes home.

BURN, ARAS!!

(Of course, Danielle's going home or they wouldn't make it so obvious, but it's fun to dream).

What a surprise. It's the two chicks.

And now, it's a fire race.

Come on boobies!! I mean Danielle.

WHAT A DICKFEST!!! TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Sons of bitches. That's what I get for making a blog about survivor.

sigh...