We at TMLSB.blogspot.com do not necessarily share the beliefs and opinions of their primary blogger, TMLSB, especially considering yesterdays' diatribe (shown below):

Though it's not the end of the world, and it's not NEARLY as bad as the thought of losing my ring, it appears now that someone stole my iPod out of the car on day one of our vacation. I have checked every piece of luggage and every square inch of the car. I never took thee iPod out of the car after our arrival.

Now, please allow me just one moment to say:

GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD!!

Now, I'll spend the next month trying to find a good deal online to buy a replacement for my not yet one year old photo iPod.

And to the shitass that stole my iPod, I hope your genitals fall off and that in their place grows an organism that gives you an electric shock every 60 seconds for the rest of your life.

Or that you get hit by a heavy slow moving car.

Then again, maybe it was stolen by someone who will sell it to pay for food and milk for their child(ren) or maybe pay for shoes for some poor relative.

Yeah, I don't think it's that either...


It seems that while he was cleaning up around the Tae Kwon Do, TMLSB was cleaning up trash and as he picked up a Medium Brown Bag to add to the trash because he and everyone else had been using it for a lint basket all week, he noticed a can of play-doh at the bottom.

While extricating the play-doh, he noticed other play-doh cans. Then, under a pile of lint about a foot thick, he found his iPod.

Conclusion: After the episodes of the week, we the management team at TMLSB feel that our main writer is, in fact, a dumbass.

We humbly apologize for his idiocy.

That said, we encourage you to return and read his moronic ramblings in the future.